I'm John Thai. Riaz is my BFF. We came up with this creative medium while chat chitting on Facebook. I wrote many rants and thoughts on blogs and websites and it was well-received by most people that read it.
For those of you who haven’t read any of our articles yet and chose to read this meandering ‘about us’ first, the premise of our blog is simple: Riaz and I are ninja’s sent to North America raised by our robot mother whose metal is forged by David Suzuki. After our mother passed away we were forced to live with our father Bender. We go from galaxy to
galaxy shipping parcels and getting into fun adventures.
So to sum it all up:
If you are bored and want to read something awesome written and produced by an offspring of a robot, please let that something be our blog. Invite us to your homes. Offer us a spot at the dinner table and let us join in on carving the turkey.
xoxo
John (Wonton)
Riaz Charania (who hates writing about himself) is one step away from writing his “about me” section for this blog. How will he do it? A) He’ll exaggerate B) He'll make shit up C) He'll come off as regrettably insane, D) It is written….What?!…That doesn’t make sense…Let’s try again…D) All of the above?”
Hi, my name is Jughead Malik. I was born and raised in the slums of Mumbaidale, India…I struggled, for years through poverty, but always managed to support my hamburger addiction (hell yeah “Pop Tate’s Choklit Shoppe”) I’m an insanely fast runner, whether it’s me running from a merchant I just ripped off, or Ethel. I also play tabla/drums for my band "The Kar-Archies." I spent most of my childhood with Salim Andrews, and spent most of my teen years working as a chai-wallah in a call centre, with Mr. Weatherbee as my supervisor. One day, I was fortunate enough to make it onto who wants to be a millionaire, the host was a real doucher though. While in the “hot-seat,” sitting there with my silver crown, I was fortunate enough to recall every memory I had from my childhood, allowing me to become a millionaire!
....Okay, this is really fucking stupid…Onto the bloggage!!!
Yours in mind, body and soul
Riaz (Samosa)
